admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras, via agentrodgers)

amerlcanscareparel:

u call me dumb?? i have straight A

u call me lame??? i am cool ass heck B)

u call me gay????? well

(Source: amerlcanapparel, via waluigiware)

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

(via dammit-josie)

lewdwithattitude:

Real talk: people who think sex workers are selling their bodies instead of providing a service are basic as hell

(via munnisonlinelogwy)

mydemonsaremyfriends:

So I was in a nostalgic mood about past vma’s and I think for me there was something particularly special about 2005

because like there was themimageand these guysimagebut alsoimageand of course I could NEVER forgetimage

which also gave us this picture image

and these

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and of course

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and let’s not forget how mcr arrived

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in a friggin bank fault

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also bonus for fall out boy winning for the iconic “Sugar We’re Going Down”

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So yeah 2005 was the year the emo invaded and no one can tell me different

(via fatgaystarfish)

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(via fatgaystarfish)

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

(via swingingfrom-mars)

yeigar:

YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR FACE TO YOUR BACK OR NECK.  THEIR LITTLE SLEEP SOUNDS AND THEIR DISGUSTING MORNING BREATH THAT YOU DON’T MIND BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH IS THAT FUCKING STRONG

(via swingingfrom-mars)

cieply:

if u ever see me in irl ur gonna be so disappointed

(via swingingfrom-mars)