I didn’t win

shouldnt:

people shouldnt be allowed to get their license until they beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart

(via reckless-b3havior)

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO
WHATEVER SHALL I DO
perks of dating me

atomiicfrogz:

• cuddles
• sometimes im funny
• i wont cheat bc i hate everyone
• surprise hugs
• random kisses
• actually respond to your texts
• play video games/listen to music
• more cuddles
• butt touches
• lightsaber duels
• we can eat lots of snacks

(via waluigiware)

bewwbs:

channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

I will reblog this forever. I want this
"Sober or drunk, it’s always you."
Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

(Source: jeou, via swingingfrom-mars)

send me “if i was dating you” descriptions

(Source: emaciatinq, via diet-squirt)

sxff:

late nights….

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

(via munnisonlinelogwy)

shingekinoheichoo:

okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please

if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc)  to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.

(Source: vvoidprince, via jeannettehigginbotham)

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

(Source: 1vm, via dammit-josie)