lipsitck:

when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me

(via swingingfrom-mars)

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

(via wreckless-b3havior)

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via honey-your-not-in-wonderland)

bikinipowerbottom:

white people after listening to iggy azealia
lookingfortheman:

I want to sleep in your chest for the rest of our lives ^^

sniffing:

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

image

im in!

(via honey-your-not-in-wonderland)

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

image

(via agentrodgers)

monobeartheater:

feminist-transition:

repeat after me friends: 

  • vaginas are self-cleaning
  • there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
  • unless you have an infection 
  • in which case  your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor 
  • but yeah
  • vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts 
  • so fuck off

and dicks are not

dicks get nasty clean that shit

(via honey-your-not-in-wonderland)

nonymoose:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????oy