Me thinking about how fierce I am
Hooray for makeup
Guys I felt pretty today

microcomets:

i love that fall has a feeling, it’s not even the taste of smoke and barbecue in the air or the smell of wet dead leaves, it’s like a palpable feeling against your skin. it reminds me of renaissance festivals and cider barns and long highway drives to lawrence with the trees all sunset-shaded on the side of the road and cold night bonfires and guys i really fucking love autumn

(via orqasmics)

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

(via s0methinginspirati0nal)

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

(via diet-squirt)

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing
me: *puts earphones in*
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me: *plays music*

aintnobodybusiness:

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slxxpingwithpeter:

Lmao I’m still there

cloudy-dreamers:

I keep up with the Kardashians better than I keep up with my own life

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via morbidally-happy)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0, via morbidally-happy)