It’s 2:29 am. I can’t sleep, just like I had said earlier. As I lay here tossing and turning, I wonder what dream you are having. Is it about me? Your car? Or something completely random? My dreams tonight only consist of you. How much I would give to be laying next to you right now. Feeling your warm breath. Hearing the little noises you make. Cuddling into you. Feeling completely safe. I miss it quite a bit. Laying in your arms. But for now I will comfort myself with the thoughts of our future. I’ll close my eyes and think of us. Hopefully to fall asleep once more.

elizabitchtaylor:

  • do not comment on what I’m eating
  • do not comment on how much i’m eating
  • do not comment on how little i’m eating
  • do not comment on how healthy it is
  • do not comment on how unhealthy it is
  • do 
  • not
  • comment
  • on
  • what
  • i’m
  • eating

(via nsome)

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

(via werner-norton)

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

(via honey-your-not-in-wonderland)

(Source: morphin--e, via honey-your-not-in-wonderland)

fedoraaura:

infeerandfaith:

ariacherry:

You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof. 

wake up america

(via honey-your-not-in-wonderland)

effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

(via honey-your-not-in-wonderland)

(via honey-your-not-in-wonderland)

(Source: people.com, via honey-your-not-in-wonderland)

(Source: ellendegeneres, via honey-your-not-in-wonderland)

xanotos:

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

First off:FUCK YOU
secondly: why would you do this
Thirdly: WHO GAME YOU THE RIGHT?
fourthly: FUCK YOU

(via theicegoddesselsa)

guy:

when ur parents introduce u to their friends

image

(Source: guy, via joelk1691)

flyypizza:

nobodyontheice:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

Literally the opposite of the American world view of “I can only be happy if somebody else has less than me”

This is beautiful

(Source: ensligt, via that-kid-chloe-bleeds-smoke)

Not taking my pills tonight because I’m too lazy to get up and get them. Yay for no sleep. Probs gonna wake up 7 times during the night. Oh the joy of sleeping disorders

fake-fucking-fairytales:

No one seems to understand that I’m so fucked up inside, every single fucking person I know seems to think that I have it all together and that nothing is fucking wrong. Well I guess I’m just really good at hiding things. 

(via trying-to-end-the-pain)





T H E M E ⒸⓇⒺⒹⒾⓉ